Sasuke's pissed.
Can't you tell?
He wants you all to go to hell.

Orochimaru's waiting for Sasuke
(really hyper)
So freaked out he's scared by his own viper.

Itachi's sad,
It's a shame
Kisame left him: how lame!

Saya wants death-
For Sasuke, that is.
He's her own brother, and he stole her bra: not his.

Deidara's mad,
There's no question.
One of his hand mouths has indigestion.

Naruto's high
There's no doubt
Sharpies he could do without.

Sakura's sad
She's really weeping!
Ask her a question, and she's just- meeping?

Poor Shikamaru,
He started smoking.
IVILLKILLU, Shikamaru!!! (No Joking)

Ino's real ill,
She's been watching Sasuke flex- ick (not really. Sasuke's sexy)
What a shame she's anorexic.

Lee's so teary,
He had an affair.
Sakura killed him, and he lost all his dork hair.

Kabuto's jealous,
Orochimaru left him for Sasuke.
Sorry, Kabuto, shame you are gay.