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"Are you serious?" Snapped Mello. "Why the f_ck are you pointing a gun at me? You're not Kira! You're Misa Misa! All I ever wanted was an autograph! You're not drunk, are you?" Matt was trying desperately to keep calm, but even he was worried for his best friend, what with Kira 2.0 pointing a gun in his face. Misa giggled. "Only a little," she said with a cute pout, putting on her adorable voice. "I'm sorry, I'm not quite myself today. If you want, you can give me your number and I can talk to you tomorrow. It's not a good time." She gave an adorable little grin, and Mello gave a fake number and tried to look like a Misa Misa fan who just wo

"I am so normal..." breathed Saya, moving around weakly in Sakura's arms. Sakura, startled, dropped Saya like a rock. "S-saya!" Gasped Sakura, jumping back as Saya rubbed her eyes. Naruto kicked Saya in the jaw, and staggering back and forth, Saya leapt up and punched Naruto in the jaw. Slamming into the wall, Saya, looking as though she was drunk, came for him again. "Saya!" Shouted Kakashi, rushing to stop her. "Saya!" When Saya didn't listen, he cam for her. Striking twice at once, Saya slammed both of them to opposite sides of the room. Then, she held her hands in the air to show surrender. "Saya!" Gasped Kakashi. "You know that you wer

Misa skipped happily towards the mall. This guy liked Kira, and he had kissed her, so wow! He could help her find the Death Note. After all, Misa could see his name was Mail Jeevas, and she could always kill him after he helped her find it, kill her at any time. The goggles were back down over his eyes, and with some Listerine, he could be an excellent kisser. He was pretty hot, actually. Not as hot as Raito, but still. He would do. And if he tried to take the Death Note, all well and good. Misa had a gun. Even hot guys can take bullets, and I could always kill the authorities, she thought. "What an idiot," said Mello to himself. He was abou

Exposed PG-13 for language "So, Saya, will you fight me?" Demanded Naruto. Kakashi coughed, and Sakura looked depressed. Saya kept the same emo expression on her face. "No, Naruto. I won't fight you." "Please! Pretty please!" "No, Naruto!" "Is it because I could take you?" Saya began to take a punch at Naruto, and Kakashi restrained her. Kakashi gave her a look, and she calmed down, but only slightly. She sighed, and rocked back and forth on her feet. "No. It's not. Because I could take you." She glared. A curtain of jet-black hair fell over her eyes, and over her new headband, which she really didn't feel comfortable wearing. Not only

Part 2: Well Aren't You Dangerous? PG-13 for language. "You don't know who she is?" Asked Naruto. "What's her name again?" "Uchiha Saya," said Sakura. "Seriously, Naruto." Naruto took another bite of ramen before responding. Sakura waited impatiently as he ate. "Uchiha? Do you really think she's related to Sasuke?" He asked. He took another bite. "Oi, Naruto, are you ever going to stop eating?" Sakura demanded, and then she calmed down when Naruto pushed the near-empty bowl away. "She's got to be related to Sasuke," she said. "She looks almost exactly like him, except as a girl, and why else would Kakashi-sensei get so freaked out?" "I

Misa With Gun Part 3 Okay, Misa. Breathe. Breathe. Misa took deep breaths and thought carefully as to the events of last night. She decided to risk the dangers of ink poisoning, and wrote them down on her hand. Location: the mall Time: 1:56-2:09 Description of my stalker: red hair, goggles, wearing stripes Goggles!? Misa looked back at the ovular eyes. They weren’t eyes at all! They were goggles, and she was being tailed by… what was he called? Mello? No, that was the person he was talking to. She didn’t recall his name being mentioned at all. “Oh driverrr!” She called out. She skipped to the front of the bus, t

Part 1: So Called Uchiha PG-13 for language "My name is Uchiha Saya," said the girl. "Show me Sasuke. Take me to him." Sakura was startled. Firstly, how could this girl have gotten into her house? Wait, strike that. If she was really a Uchiha, and she looked it, she'd be a ninja. Secondly, she couldn't really be a Uchiha. They were all dead except for Sasuke and Itachi. Sasuke was her teammate, and he had never mentioned a "Saya." Thirdly, and this was the most confusing part, if she was truly a Uchiha, then how did she not know about how Sasuke went to Orochimaru? She cringed. Orochimaru! On instinct, she would say Saya was a Uchiha. S